Just hired a millennial? Good luck! They’re intriguing and mystifying creatures, impossible to understand or decode like extraterrestrial lifeforms. You’ve recognized their talent and decided to add one to your squad (as they would say) – but you’ll need to onboard them the millennial way, with the welcome basket for millennials. Here’s what’s inside the basket:
Subscriptions to Netflix, Spotify, and Amazon Prime …
Don’t forget that premium Tinder account …
Lots and lots of kale …
And even more pizza …
The vegan and gluten-free versions of anything …
A selfie stick …
A how-to guide on renting in the city …
Another guide of classic memes and gifs (but really, this is just for you to familiarize with) …
Tickets to a Chainsmokers concert …
Therapy sessions for their FOMO and JOMO …
A dog (or cat) …
Followers for their Instagram account …
Free Uber/Lyft rides …
Avocado toast (can’t forget this!) …
Kombucha recipes …
Times of the workday when it’s appropriate for them to announce that they feel old – never!